Korea to build 264
billion dollar tourist resort in the shape of the iconic hammer and sickle
because, a spokesman says, “we fucking
can.”
Our top reporters
were sent to interview the great minds in charge of design and funding for this
monolith, the self proclaimed “eighth wonder of the world.” When our journalists were closing in on
Cybrotech Red Divsion, the headquarters for this operation, they were picked up
by local guides and driven by military escort. Cameras were asked to be turned
off and no photographs were to be taken of the plans for the resort. Interviews were very brief and unrecorded due
to the hectic schedule of the important men involved.
“Korea just wants to give Western guys a big surprise. If you take
photo, you ruin surprise! Korea not so bad, we build resort. You Westerners
come here and eat burgers” said one representative of the corporation. “Communism was good, but we embrace
Western culture now.”
Well folks, you have
seen it here first. 2 sneak preview photos of the construction of the up and
coming “Red Terror Resort”.
Construction of, what
we are told is, the pool area.
The dog park.
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