I am going to write a sitcom. It will be called either Mooncop or Roborotica. Mooncop is
the touching story of a police officer named Trey from Monaghan. Although his
accent is annoying and almost unbearable to listen to, he has a kind heart and
his job provides a good service to the community. I know what you’re thinking,
Monaghan should be left to their own devices so they eventually eradicate
themselves, but that just isn’t fair. You can’t single Monaghan out like, for
there are so many other counties to plot genocide in. I honestly couldn’t pick
which one I want destroyed the most. He is the father of one child and is
married to a girl who is good looking by Monaghan standards, but on a city
scale, she is fucking puck. This will be a subplot throughout the series in
which he tries to enter his wife in “America’s Next Top Model” esque
competitions on the moon. Although her opponents are disgusting moon beasts,
she cannot win. Every episode will have a section done in montage format
showcasing her various competition losses. Anyway, the recession becomes increasingly
bad and to combat this, Fine Gael sends Civil Servants into space. As part of a
training group, Trey is sent into space to traverse and colonize the moon.
While there, he goes on all sorts of wacky adventures with other civil
servants. Mooncop is a very clever
name because he is a cop on the moon. One other character I have planned is a
teacher who is also sent on the mission. He is from Longford and loves board
games and vegan food. It is a constant source of irritation for everyone else
on the moon as he constantly complains about the lack of vegan cuisine and the
rights of animals. He is an annoying, but loveable hero. The real twist in the
story is when Trey falls in love with a self-aware nose hair trimmer named
Barbera (The way the name is spelled is a pun) half way through the season.
This is why I had the idea to call the show
Roborotica. I’m not sure how most stations feel about hardcore man/machine
penetration, so it will be probably air on Channel 4.
XD Love it
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