Yesterday was another day of the heat wave. I guess it’s pretty
good practice for when the nuclear winter comes. Maybe exposure to these solar
rays will harden us and make us leathery beasts, perhaps leaving us less
vulnerable to the extreme heat of atomic power. When the people from colder
climates are flayed skin from bone by radiation, I will gain superpowers.
Attached is a picture of my superpowers. You shouldn’t show this to anyone, to
avoid jealousy.
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