Jurassic Park IMDB review which will hopefully get past moderation...

An absolutely excellent film. I remember seeing it for the first time when I was quite young. The childlike excitement still blooms when I watch the film to this day. After watching this many, many times as a child, I really wanted to be a palaeontologist and discover dinosaurs. I had dinosaur mania.

Unfortunately, I don't have the brains to do anything requiring the level of consistent academic success to gain a college degree, so my dreams of sifting through various strata and finding prehistoric beasts never came to fruition.

Although not knowledgeable or successful, I do paint pictures. I always have painted throughout my life. I recently re-watched this excellent film and decided to paint something from it. I hope you guys enjoy. Although I'm not off finding new and exciting discoveries for you guys, I am giving you the next best thing - UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL PAINTINGS OF DINOSAURS.

Any further queries, send emails to raptorexpert@gmail.com

The lack of dinosaurs in everything I see.

I read lists on the internet for finding stuff to watch sometimes. "IMDB Greatest Blowjob scenes" and other such nonsense. I generally find a load of awesome stuff and download the hell out of it. I sit here grinning to myself and sometimes letting out a laugh while drinking enough coffee to take down Voltaire, watching the supposed funniest and best things on television.

Yet one thing somewhat irks me - the lack of dinosaurs in everything I see.

I never turn something off and contentedly say "Wow that was great, I'm glad they didn't throw in a few dinosaurs. That would have been disastrous." There is nothing in the whole wide universe that couldn't be made  jaw dripplingly, ball fizzingly, dick erectingly greater with dinosaurs.

Lost was one of those shows that got very mixed reviews. It was alright up the point when it got shit, then it was no longer alright. If they had ended season 3 with Sawyer seducing a triceratops, the ratings would have been through the roof.
If the end of Arrested Development had a dinosaur thrown in for good measure. Maybe Gob was a velicoraptor magician the whole time? Would it really have been cancelled?

It isn't just TV shows and films though. Far, far from it. Harry Potter and the secret of Stegasaurus Lake.
The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the Dilophosaur. To Kill a Mockingraptor.

Just think about it.