Tuesday 1 May 2012

The lack of David Attenborough in every single documentary ever

There are many super awesome people who make super awesome documentaries that are worth an hour or so of your time. They ALL pale in comparison to David Attenborough. There is no other argument to this, its just a fact, like Limp Bizkit being terrible band but "Break Stuff" is a great song. Why is that? Nobody knows.

Watching Attenborough is beautiful. They are animal conservation films in their own beautiful way. Personification of animals could make even the most vacant of minds smile and ponder natures complexities and beauty for a second. When you listen to that amazing voice, its like he is sitting beside you, personally addressing you and wowing you with his immense knowledge of everything ever. Attenborough for space president 2012.

If there a special DVD released of the sounds of David Attenborough while he takes a bath, I would both buy and download it, and buy the audio to it on every single format.
In years to come, when senility rots his brilliant brain and he starts spouting Jim Corr-esque nonsense, I will still sit glued to my laptop screen listening to him complain about the amount of Mexicans in the service industry.

Take note everybody who wants to make documentaries, get Sir David on board.

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